It is mobile dating re-defined with free facilities and cool features to text and hookup with buddies.
So a whole dumb show would ensue, in which we silently gestured at each other across the café or bar—first quizzically, then in some weird, fake recognition, as if, oh, how we went back, such memories, and things like that. It's a mad ambition, and I had no idea if Blendr would work.
Then I would get to the point and ask him what in the hell this app really was. Is this the way straight men and women—especially straight women—want to meet and mate?
(Though you'll need to hop over to the browser side of things for those.) It's not all about nudie pics, of course.
The advent of the e-reader -- and e-reader apps, of course -- means that you can get your 50 Shades of Grey fix on the subway, without attracting too much attention.
I want to be owned by straight guys, for as long as they want. I want straight guys to kidnap me, strip me naked, throw my clothes away. Don't be upset if you get booted because you are a lurking male or bisexual.