Hilarious internet dating stories

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I’ve been so lonely all my life–I’ve never had a “real” boyfriend–and I figured it was time.There were all of the looks I got at family gatherings, the “she’s probably a lesbian” looks, the “she could probably lose ten to fifty pounds” looks.

I set up an account and posted my picture, something I didn’t think was too risque.

I went for a drink with a guy I had been chatting with online.

Then he spent 20 minutes describing how bad one of his former online dates' vagina smelled. It was awful." "I met this sexy guy on Plenty Of Fish and he started asking me what shoe size I was and what color my toenails were painted. When we got to the party I told him I had to use the restroom and I'd meet up with him later.

So I asked him if he had a foot fetish, and he was like, 'Any normal man wants his woman to have nice feet.' Then a couple days later he brought up my feet again, and I told him I just didn't see a future for us. Then I ran into some friends and was chatting with them and kind of lost track of time.

“A cuddle is longer than a hug, but shorter than a date, so you’re not faced with having to sit through a drink or two if you’ve decided someone isn’t for you,” he explained to Salon.

Hilarious internet dating stories

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