Check out THE best online dating profile ever: I’m an ***hole.
If you don’t keep on reading, I swear I won’t be upset with you.
I will never know anyway 🙂 Travel, surprises, music, dancing, sports, books, last minute plans, open mind, photography, museum, craziness, spontaneity, going out (but also staying in), sharing, simplicity, respect, flip flops (yes, the sandals), down to earth (however fantasy is also very important), people, casual, word, news, work, sense of humor about yourself, awareness.
I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles.
I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.
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